Jaren Currently Under Repair

I'm currently renovating Jaren's face for book 4.

We're hoping to start on book 5 soon. Now all that we need is a thick plot...

Something juicy and full of goodness...

Maybe...Jaren and Tyna are nominated to do some dirty job for the company and then they become 'enemies'.

After that, Tyna, being the nice person she is challenges Jaren.

Armed with the ever-so-useful knowledge that Jaren loves soda (snickers evilly), she threatens him that if he didn't take up the job, she'd ban him from soda forever!!!

Oops. Er...getting out.

Or we could try to get them to save Singapore! Maybe Singapore is in some kind of Mas Selamat crisis and then they go out and search for Mas Selamat!

Then Jaren catches some incurable desease that reduces his remaining life span to...ten years?

This desease turns out to be caused by a foreign particle in his body that is actually of an alien species which is one of Mas Selamat's skin cell!

The cell wants to get back to Mas Selamat and then forces Jaren to go all weird and he starts acting like Mas Selamat.

Then he goes and joins the JI and becomes JI leader of Singapore! The government then catches Jaren.

Jaren starts losing his memory, the part of him which remembers that he is Jaren becomes smaller and he gets more and more Mas Selamat like!

He forgets that he has Rell powers and is stuck in jail, still believing that his name is Mas Selamat and that he is the JI leader of Singapore, which, he actually is.

Then Tyna comes along and helps Jaren remember by doing some Rell stuff and shaking him and stuff.

Um, straying from the path and getting uber weird ideas now...

Anyway. AY, read this and modify the plot a little.

...

Or a lot, if you need.

=D

Ferrero

YaHoo!

First post for April on Condo Heroes!!!

Anyway, Charon's updating the bk, so for further information and drawings, contact Charon at class 112 register no. (I don't know what).

So. HAVE YOU TAKEN THE CONDO HEROES QUIZ?

If you haven't, go take it.

Wow.

Now I'm sounding way out of character and not at all like myself.

I'm such a genius for switching personalities so quickly.

Sarcasm is just a 7 letter word beginning with S (2)

Yeah.
Im bored.
Well, I can't be any boreder than my 'creator', Charon.
Urgh. Its boring being locked up in Ebil Zyg's Advisor's dungeon.
Oh whoops. Revealing the sticky situation im in has exposed the future of the story.
Ahem. Im sure all my fans out there are pitying me, and all want me to be safe. Well, I thank you people. (small cry from far away: HOPE YOU STAY THERE LONGER YOU SCREAMING BANSHEE!!!)
Sigh.
Why don't people like me anymore?
Yours truly:
Tyna
...sigh...

Jaren's still lost

Imagine you were lost in an unknown world...

I'd think that's how Jaren feels right now. Sa, I'll just put up a 'Lost 'n Wanted' poster on this blog. Jaren, if you happen to pass by, give me a call so I'll know where you are!

Now I sound like an over protective mother hen.

Anyway, I have an excuse for not continuing the comic. It's the same as the last. HOMEWORK IS KILLING ME!!!

So anyway, thanks for the help, AY! It's easier drawing with a fixed story line.

Ta!

Sarcasm is just a 7 letter word beginning with S

Well, FINALLY rl blogs.
Well, I was thinking, Prince Sherpretty boy starts ranting on about "oh how could u do this oh tyna the pearl of my heart. After all the times we spent together..."
Then Tyna says, Dude, we've only known each other for a week....
And then the advisor jumps in frm nowhere in teh form of the artemis lookalike and says, "I OBJECT!"
Then EVERYONE looks at him blankly and says, object to wud.
Then he looks Tyna up and down and Sherfire up and down and says...."erm, this isnt the wedding between her highness and his highness?"
Then Jaren says' who the heck are you?'
Then Sher pretty boy says' advisor (whatsit) wat are u doing here? Who are you? Why are u planning on ruining my wedding...or SUPPOSED wedding?'
Then the advisor curses @#$%^&*@#$%^&&^^&$%&^.
Then he poofs into the form of Zyggy's advisor. Jaren and tyna shreik 'ADVISOR?!?" and the royalties shout "A RELL!!!!"
.....
Then they call the guards, then the advisor reveals plans about how he wants a world of his own and how he snuck into this world and using rell powers planned to take over. Then he says that zygdren had no part in this...
Once you're done with these, hand the book over, ok?
C (is for Charon, not cysero or cookie or wadeva.)

ARGH!!!

Okay, no progress for the time being because Sec School is crapping up my timing. Rythem. Whatever.

I don't know how to continue the story from where Tyna 'announces that Jaren is her official boyfriend'. All I could do was put her mom there saying, "I might just change my mind about who Zgcyg marries now." or something along those lines.

Then Tyna's dad nods. That's it. How'd you continue from there?

Can someone contribute to the storyline???

I am so dead.

Somebody post already!!!

RL POST ALREADY!!!!!
Post about progress, life, fish, I DONT KNOW JUST POST!!!!
POSTPOSTPOST!!!
If in three days there STILL aint no more posts, the blog is SO going down!!!!
TYNA
(and absolutely NOT charon
And while at that, i think charon is the greastest artist eva!!!)
by tyna.
and not charon.
NOT charon.
Right
glad we got that settled out

And our no. of readers has gone up by one! WHee...

Today i showed bk2 to my pal, aisha (hi!)
She liked it an awful lot.
Anyone else like to add to this quota?
Charon
Tyna: only ONE?!?!?
Chaorn: er, yeah...
Tyna: If I WERE THE ARTIST< WE WOULD HAVE NUMBERS GOING UP BY THE HUNDREDS!!!
Charon: YOU?! You couldn't draw to save your LIFE!
Tyna: oh YEAH! Here! Look and tell me this aint art!

Charon: Im SO impressed (sarcasm)

Uh...Happy New Year?

I think I'm lost in this stupid world of Zimbowea, and now, I have to celebrate the New Year on some foreign planet?

This ain't good at all.

2008 is coming and I still have no idea of the location of Zimbowea to Earth! And I'll bet they don't celebrate New Year OR Christmas here.

"Yo! Thirty-six minutes to the New Year! Say hello to...what's the next year again?"

Okay...so they DO celebrate New Year here.

At least the guard that's guarding Tyna does. All that modern talk from Tyna is rubbing off onto him. Yo?! They didn't even invent that word until quite recently!

Well, on Earth, that is.

I highly doubt 'recently' will come anytime soon in Zimbowea. It's like in the late eighteen hundreds only.

By the way, my creator is currently watching Danny Phantom. Does she have anything else to do? Is she THAT bored that she had to resort to that to keep her occupied?

Argh!

Tyna's rubbing off onto me too! I didn't hate Danny Phantom before, I just didn't like it or hate it. You know, neutral.

"Hey, yo gee! Don't do that, you'll get in trouble with the man!"

Argh! Tyna's rubbing off her modern talk onto everybody! Even her mother's personal body guard!

ARGH!

the title tells all.
Tyna

oh one more thing...

um, i want to put my holiday pics on my blog, so should i ? I wanted to show people what the other people in my tour grp looked like. PLEASE RESPOND!
AY

Boat no longer alone!

Welcome back, RL!
Embarresingly, I have been busy with maple, theory and holiday and other things that i have not done much of the comic.
Well, it's a pathetic excuse, sorry.
But.... for the fun of it....
TYNA AND JAREN SITTING IN A TREE!
K.I.S.S.I.N.biiiiiiiSSHHHHHHHH
(charon, out cold.)
Tyna: as in, YOU kissin the ground, drawer!
Jaren: yup
RL: HEY! ARMS ARE AGANIST THE LAW.... BISH!
(RL is out cold too)
Jaren: I envy those guys who retire at 30. They don't have to face all this shit.
Tyna: Yeah.
(they walk away, leaving charon and ferrero on the ground.)
CHaron, groggily: Hey, late for your wedding dinner?
PPPSTSTTTHHHBBIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!
Charon: I had a feeeling i deeeserrrvedddd thaaaaatt..........BONK

HEY! I"M BACK!

Just came back from BeiJing.

Anyway, AY, you needn't get me a present, afterall, Christmas is about giving and not receiving! By the way, anyone knows what's the gift that keeps on giving?

So anyway, Jaren is all crapped up, Tyna too, and they're a little crazy for each other, right? This book WILL have a few alternative panels. Like Tyna and Jaren smooching or something.

'Fake-out make-out'

Eww! Gross! Even if it IS a fake-out make-out.

Jaren: Cut it out! Don't use me to get people to read that book!

Ferrero: But I can't! You're the main character!

Jaren: Oh, right.

Tyna: Hey Jaren, I got something to tell you...

Jaren (suddenly all hot and worked up, and his voice sweetens): Yeah?

Tyna: No need to look at me like that.

Jaren: What were you trying to tell me?

Tyna: You need to take a bath.

Jaren: ?!

Tyna: You reek of rats and dungeons.

Jaren: That's because you stuck me in there in the first place!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Ferrero: SHUT UP YOU TWO! YOU'RE BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

Jaren and Tyna: WE ARE NOT AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

Jaren and Tyna: HECK WE'RE NOT EVEN A COUPLE!

Jaren: poasjfja!

Tyna: mrmspehx!

Tyna: LET US OUT OF HERE!

Ok, done. I just locked Tyna and Jaren up in a broom closet till they've sizzled down a little, and I probably don't want to see what they'd be doing in there when they HAVE sizzled down.

BAM!!!

What the hell?!?!

Tyna: CHARGE!!!

Gotta scram! She's handling a knife!

BB!

And by the way, Jaren's handling her.

And not doing such a great job either!

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Charon's Boat-Epi3: Boat Alone

Ive been skiing and it was GREAT!
Embarresingly, the furthest ive gone in the comic is Advisor Robe-Bots getting knocked down by a car.
And I HATE DRAWING STICKMEN TO REPRESENT JAREN AND PRINCE WHATSIT!
Sry, detective stick and co. Pls do not leave the company
So, Jaren is getting out of sync! He is crushing on Tyna and he is sqealing at rats and he can't sing and he.....
Well, basically the whole thing's getting warped. I can't decide whether Tyna should really kiss Jaren or do the alternative ending kinda fake out make out kinda thing.
Which also came from Danny Phantom where he and sam had a 'fake out make out' to dodge valerie the ebil ghost hunter.
Eek.
So anyway, when RL gets back, MERRY CHRISTMAS I GOT YOUR GIFT!
CHARON

WTF?! Rats, Dungeons, Sunglightless, OH CRAP! Just passing a message from Ferrero

Okay okay, scrap that vulgarity.

You know what? Being friends with (or the product of [ew, that sounded so gross!]) one of the artist isn't so bad after all.

Ferrero: Hey! Watch your mouth.

Oops. Sorry. She shoved this laptop through the bars so I ca-

Get off me! Get off, you filthy rats!

And Ferrero, I RESENT being called a jerk, or jerklike, whatever. Hey, but jerk fits you pretty well though.

Ferrero: SHUT IT OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!

Well. That was nice. [Sticks out tongue] And I do understand girls. They're easily ticked off, sometimes really dense (well, most of the time, but don't tell Tyna), overly concerned about their looks, showoffs...

Charon & Ferrero: WE ARE NOT EASILY TICKED OFF, NOR DENSE, NOR OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT OUR LOOKS, AND NEITHER ARE WE SHOWOFFS!

I'll scrap everything except easily ticked off.

Okay, trust me, getting crammed in a little dungeon cell under a whole castle of your mini crush is-

Oh crud. I didn't just say that, did I?

Technically, it's type, but who cares.

Now, the message. My artist is going on a holiday to BeiJing for...uh...around 7 days. Won't be posting for 7 or 8 days.

I HATE SHERRY WITH A PASSION!!!

Wow. That was random.

Everyone's favourite girl--Tyna:1

I finally took time off to write.
So, um, this may seem wierd but despite the fact that the forced marraige between me and Jar (sounds like Jare-- icky pet name)is, um, forced, I wouldnt quite say i hate it.
But he is STILL not sharing my bed. So he has to stick with the floor.
Now, I heard my drawer hasn't done the whold planed marraige thingy because she cant draw Jaren. Well, and also because she has a sneaky plan to fake my marraige kiss thing.
Ew.
So, advisor... um, let me think up of a name, after all, we ARE fictional characters, so, um.... his alibi shall be... Advisor Robe-Bots.
Dumb, yes, but he DOES wear that dumb robe...
Well, if I had called him Danny Fenton or Phantom, would that have been better, HMMMMMM.....
well, I don't like the show very much, don't quite understand why my drawer likes it.
Well, as a drawing Danny looks pretty cute... for a guy 5 years younger, he looks more of my drawer's age. Wierd. Then of course, it seems that Butch Hartman(i think thats the name of the creator of Canny Phantom and The Fairly oddparents) designs his main char to like a foreign girl.
Like Timmy, frm TFOP likes a girl called Trixie Tang, who is, obviously, half Chinese. Danny, on the other hand, likes a Hispanic girl called Paulina, a shallow girl whom Sam (that's danny's pal not that doop frm reality) hates. Because she likes Danny.
Even my mom gets confused when I tell her.
But thats a statement, since in Europlatamia here there isn't ANY DANG TV!?!?!/!?!??!
I could almost swear.

Finally! News about my crazy character!

So I take my character is down in the dungeons accompanied by rats. Ugh!

And by the way, it's Valerie. Episode 10: Shades of Gray. I got that episode, and about 8 more. ;D I'm pretty much a Danny Phantom fan now.

So let me get this straight. Tyna starts to like my idiot of a character (hey, shut it Jaren, you know it's true), and my dense character is starting to like Miss Petty (don't you even get started, Tyna. Or Charon, for the matter).

Who would have thought?

Me, for one.

And Charon, that's Sherfire, not Sher whatsit or Sher prettyboy, though it fits quite nicely.

You realize my character's becoming more and more of a jerk? Easier for me to relate to anyway. I'm pretty much like that. =D

So, Jaren used to be:

`Reserved
`Unsmiling
`Withdrawn
`Unable to understand girls

Now, Jaren is:

`VERY open
`Exposing too much emotion
`Kinda jerklike
`Still unable to understand girls even if 'Understanding Girls for Dummies' was shoved right into his face.

Maybe I should just finish this now. Jaren's a bit impatient waiting for the computer. And a bit is a major understatement.

YES, JAREN! I'M GETTING OFF THE COMPUTER NOW!!!

Editoral Secret note: if you are not an author, do not read this incase of spoiler

um, i revealed the true identity of the advisor of prince sher-whatsit. The one that looks like artemis fowl. SO, i didn't REALLY reveal, just a funny bit where he summons his true form and somehow just gets run over by a car. So, um, jaren and prince sherry have been drawn as hedious stickmen. sherry fire has a crown on his 2d head, whild jaren is bald. You may hav a bit of trouble filling in the stick men.
So far, after Tyna sends poor pathetic ( no offense there, jaren) Jaren to the dungeons, he annoys the rats by singing the yellow ribbon song. In the mean time, Tyna discovers that prince pretty boy (thats what jaren called sherfire) hates pants, which Tyna loves. Knowing how petty our princess can be, she decides thatshe absolutely cannot marry Sher pretty boy. (I can almost hear you laughing at the name prettyboy) . At the same time, she MAy start liking Jaren a teeny insy bit, and Jaren's hormones are as worrisome as Tucker's is to Danny (frm the eps where Tucker likes that girl... whats her name? The one who hunts down danny phantom). So, um, I havent exactly shown that, but Tyna demands that Jaren helps her get out of the arranged marraige. So as i said before, they are gonna havta marry and produce that 'royal heir'. So they don't like each other THAT much, so.... um..... then its YOUR turn. Maybe the advisor Artemis Fowl Lookalike can do something.
PS the advisor is ol Zygy's advisor in disguise, who wants to take over a whole new world, even if his ol pal Zygdren won't allow it.
CHARON

I have completely no idea where that 4th book is leading to nor where the 1st book is

One question.

AY, how many pages have you done? Or maybe you haven't done any? Or you're waiting for the next time we meet to discuss or something?

Cos' I've no idea where the hell my stupid character (Jaren) is now.

Is he lost or what?

Are we gonna make a brand new 1st book with better drawing?

Then the blog post title will be: Guess who's back and better than ever!

Uh, that was a line from the second part of 'Ultimate Enemy'. =D

So, I'm awaiting news of my character! Or maybe I should just put up a 'MISSING AND WANTED' poster.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'll go work on that.

Post it on the blog soon!

HeartFelt Message from Charon (Heart drawn in Felt pen :))

Okee...
This is why I kinda consider our ol' pal (quite new, actually,) Jaren, should go goth.
But in Singapore's climate, that's hardly feasible.
You hav to wear BLACK OVERCOATS, BLACK HATS, Back everything.
Which looks pretty cool, espeicially in your white coffin, when you die of heatstroke. I really do appreciate the colour contrast.
So, why have I visited? Simple. a), IM bored. b), I can't help but feel sorry for our pathetic friend here, Jaren.
No offense meant there, ol' sap.
As you may find out on bk 5 (its 5, right?), which, btw I havent been working on (busy, you see, ), Jaren MAY have to go to EXTREMES when I find the time to complete the horror of Tyna marrying ol' Sherry. Thats Sherfire Whatsit.
AND when I say extremes, I mean going all out to 'prove' that he is Tyna's sweetheart.
Which includes ,um, lets not ruin the surprise.
Like this book, I read, the guy had to kill his friend's FATHER, who wanted to marry hie girlfriend (the guy's gf, not the friend's.). It was because of political reasons. So the BRUTAL DAD actually poisoned his blade (its was 400 yrs ago) but someone swapped the blades, so dead dad hopped the twig, kicked the bucket and slept with the fishes.
EW.
So, dear, dear, pathetic, mortal, pathetic, pitiful Jaren. TO convince dear SHerry that you are Tyna's dear beloved, ew, you wil have to marry her. Call it a political marraige of sorts, but still, you may find out that Tyna's parents expect a royal heir, and of course, you being older than ferrero and I, surely your less innocent minds know more than I care to mention to our impressionable readers, what is needed to make a royal heir.
Chuckle.
Okee, now I REALLY havta go. Good like on that 'royal heir'!!!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ahem.
CHARON