Sarcasm is just a 7 letter word beginning with S

Well, FINALLY rl blogs.
Well, I was thinking, Prince Sherpretty boy starts ranting on about "oh how could u do this oh tyna the pearl of my heart. After all the times we spent together..."
Then Tyna says, Dude, we've only known each other for a week....
And then the advisor jumps in frm nowhere in teh form of the artemis lookalike and says, "I OBJECT!"
Then EVERYONE looks at him blankly and says, object to wud.
Then he looks Tyna up and down and Sherfire up and down and says...."erm, this isnt the wedding between her highness and his highness?"
Then Jaren says' who the heck are you?'
Then Sher pretty boy says' advisor (whatsit) wat are u doing here? Who are you? Why are u planning on ruining my wedding...or SUPPOSED wedding?'
Then the advisor curses @#$%^&*@#$%^&&^^&$%&^.
Then he poofs into the form of Zyggy's advisor. Jaren and tyna shreik 'ADVISOR?!?" and the royalties shout "A RELL!!!!"
.....
Then they call the guards, then the advisor reveals plans about how he wants a world of his own and how he snuck into this world and using rell powers planned to take over. Then he says that zygdren had no part in this...
Once you're done with these, hand the book over, ok?
C (is for Charon, not cysero or cookie or wadeva.)