HeartFelt Message from Charon (Heart drawn in Felt pen :))

Okee...
This is why I kinda consider our ol' pal (quite new, actually,) Jaren, should go goth.
But in Singapore's climate, that's hardly feasible.
You hav to wear BLACK OVERCOATS, BLACK HATS, Back everything.
Which looks pretty cool, espeicially in your white coffin, when you die of heatstroke. I really do appreciate the colour contrast.
So, why have I visited? Simple. a), IM bored. b), I can't help but feel sorry for our pathetic friend here, Jaren.
No offense meant there, ol' sap.
As you may find out on bk 5 (its 5, right?), which, btw I havent been working on (busy, you see, ), Jaren MAY have to go to EXTREMES when I find the time to complete the horror of Tyna marrying ol' Sherry. Thats Sherfire Whatsit.
AND when I say extremes, I mean going all out to 'prove' that he is Tyna's sweetheart.
Which includes ,um, lets not ruin the surprise.
Like this book, I read, the guy had to kill his friend's FATHER, who wanted to marry hie girlfriend (the guy's gf, not the friend's.). It was because of political reasons. So the BRUTAL DAD actually poisoned his blade (its was 400 yrs ago) but someone swapped the blades, so dead dad hopped the twig, kicked the bucket and slept with the fishes.
EW.
So, dear, dear, pathetic, mortal, pathetic, pitiful Jaren. TO convince dear SHerry that you are Tyna's dear beloved, ew, you wil have to marry her. Call it a political marraige of sorts, but still, you may find out that Tyna's parents expect a royal heir, and of course, you being older than ferrero and I, surely your less innocent minds know more than I care to mention to our impressionable readers, what is needed to make a royal heir.
Chuckle.
Okee, now I REALLY havta go. Good like on that 'royal heir'!!!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ahem.
CHARON