Charon, you're in deep shit

Pardon my *cough cough* temporary *cough cough* vulgarness there, BUT, Jaren is NOT like that all the time. In fact, he's not that. (Glares at co-creater, Charon)

I seriously do NOT appreciate the fact that you compared my creation (Jaren) to a loser like Samuel! Seriously! Something wrong with your head?

Someday, Charon, you should have a good talk with Jaren. By the way, noticed I took away the comment section of every post? That's to stop people putting crap in there. So if you're nice little message from everyone would kindly leave the stage...not that I'm saying it's not good or anything. I just think you're being a little too optimistic about this.

The higher the expectation, the more disappointment made available.
-Jaren

Just a little something by Jaren to spice up Tyna's day. That's for critisizing my character! No offence, Charon. I like Tyna too, it's just...could you make her a little less hot headed? Cos' I think her fiance (that's Prince Sherfire Toronlair from a country near her homeland) wouldn't like that. Now you wouldn't want our Princess here to be single forever, eh?

Nevermind, talked too much. Tyna's gonna come after my blood (like a vampire), then my skin and flesh/meat (like a carnivore) [not that I have much of either flesh or meat], then my bones (like a dog), and finally the remains (like a vulture or other scavangers).

Uh...here she comes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

P.S. Thanks for the wonderful picture of Linkin Park, Charon! But I got to g-arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!