HEY! I"M BACK!

Just came back from BeiJing.

Anyway, AY, you needn't get me a present, afterall, Christmas is about giving and not receiving! By the way, anyone knows what's the gift that keeps on giving?

So anyway, Jaren is all crapped up, Tyna too, and they're a little crazy for each other, right? This book WILL have a few alternative panels. Like Tyna and Jaren smooching or something.

'Fake-out make-out'

Eww! Gross! Even if it IS a fake-out make-out.

Jaren: Cut it out! Don't use me to get people to read that book!

Ferrero: But I can't! You're the main character!

Jaren: Oh, right.

Tyna: Hey Jaren, I got something to tell you...

Jaren (suddenly all hot and worked up, and his voice sweetens): Yeah?

Tyna: No need to look at me like that.

Jaren: What were you trying to tell me?

Tyna: You need to take a bath.

Jaren: ?!

Tyna: You reek of rats and dungeons.

Jaren: That's because you stuck me in there in the first place!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Ferrero: SHUT UP YOU TWO! YOU'RE BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

Jaren and Tyna: WE ARE NOT AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

Jaren and Tyna: HECK WE'RE NOT EVEN A COUPLE!

Jaren: poasjfja!

Tyna: mrmspehx!

Tyna: LET US OUT OF HERE!

Ok, done. I just locked Tyna and Jaren up in a broom closet till they've sizzled down a little, and I probably don't want to see what they'd be doing in there when they HAVE sizzled down.

BAM!!!

What the hell?!?!

Tyna: CHARGE!!!

Gotta scram! She's handling a knife!

BB!

And by the way, Jaren's handling her.

And not doing such a great job either!

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!