HeartFelt Message from Charon (Heart drawn in Felt pen :))

Okee...
This is why I kinda consider our ol' pal (quite new, actually,) Jaren, should go goth.
But in Singapore's climate, that's hardly feasible.
You hav to wear BLACK OVERCOATS, BLACK HATS, Back everything.
Which looks pretty cool, espeicially in your white coffin, when you die of heatstroke. I really do appreciate the colour contrast.
So, why have I visited? Simple. a), IM bored. b), I can't help but feel sorry for our pathetic friend here, Jaren.
No offense meant there, ol' sap.
As you may find out on bk 5 (its 5, right?), which, btw I havent been working on (busy, you see, ), Jaren MAY have to go to EXTREMES when I find the time to complete the horror of Tyna marrying ol' Sherry. Thats Sherfire Whatsit.
AND when I say extremes, I mean going all out to 'prove' that he is Tyna's sweetheart.
Which includes ,um, lets not ruin the surprise.
Like this book, I read, the guy had to kill his friend's FATHER, who wanted to marry hie girlfriend (the guy's gf, not the friend's.). It was because of political reasons. So the BRUTAL DAD actually poisoned his blade (its was 400 yrs ago) but someone swapped the blades, so dead dad hopped the twig, kicked the bucket and slept with the fishes.
EW.
So, dear, dear, pathetic, mortal, pathetic, pitiful Jaren. TO convince dear SHerry that you are Tyna's dear beloved, ew, you wil have to marry her. Call it a political marraige of sorts, but still, you may find out that Tyna's parents expect a royal heir, and of course, you being older than ferrero and I, surely your less innocent minds know more than I care to mention to our impressionable readers, what is needed to make a royal heir.
Chuckle.
Okee, now I REALLY havta go. Good like on that 'royal heir'!!!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ahem.
CHARON

Been Busy.

Hello, Tyna's a princess.

So what am I?

Hang on a moment.

I've answered that rethorical question myself.

I'm a nothing.

Hmm, how come that's not a surprise?

How come I'm not blown off my feet in shock?

How come I'm not reeling from the impact of those words?

Well, duh, for one, I wrote them.

So Tyna's being pampered.

And I'm left all alone in this stupid world of Zimbowea.

Perfect.

Charon's Boat- Epi 2

Btw, NO ONE EVER COMES HERE.
AND I wasn't comparing Jaren with Samuel, just saying the bit about sam saying 'what she said'
And that was a fictional convo (psst, Tyna, quit telling all your friends about that talk show already! KEEP IT DOWN!)
Anyway, today's guest is Prince Whatshisname!
Prince- it's Toronlair. Sherfire Toronlair.
Okee, Sherry, I--
Prince- SHERRY?!?! I--
Oh, pipe down already! Lets see, you were born in the land of Toron and are Crown Prince. By marrying Tyna and if your dad dies, you become King and Tyna becomes Queen of Toron as well as Princess of, um, this place. DANg I CAN"T REMEMBER THE DUMB NAME.
Prince- I think its, um, er....
Never mind that.
Tyna- AWESOME! I found this armed assasin trying to kill my parents (if they really are) but then I brainwashed him! Maybe after I get married I can kill ol' Sherman here...
Prince- SHERMAN?!?!
Tyna- Wasn't that your name?
Prince- @#$%^&*&^REW#$&$%#&%$&^%$&^#^&#*$^^#^$#$%#^%#$^#^#&#^&*^%#*^#(%^)&^*(%*)^()&^*(%!
Tyna- How un-princly!
JOIN US NEXT TIME ON CHARON'S BOAT!
Prince- HEYHEYHEY!!!

Charon, you're in deep shit

Pardon my *cough cough* temporary *cough cough* vulgarness there, BUT, Jaren is NOT like that all the time. In fact, he's not that. (Glares at co-creater, Charon)

I seriously do NOT appreciate the fact that you compared my creation (Jaren) to a loser like Samuel! Seriously! Something wrong with your head?

Someday, Charon, you should have a good talk with Jaren. By the way, noticed I took away the comment section of every post? That's to stop people putting crap in there. So if you're nice little message from everyone would kindly leave the stage...not that I'm saying it's not good or anything. I just think you're being a little too optimistic about this.

The higher the expectation, the more disappointment made available.
-Jaren

Just a little something by Jaren to spice up Tyna's day. That's for critisizing my character! No offence, Charon. I like Tyna too, it's just...could you make her a little less hot headed? Cos' I think her fiance (that's Prince Sherfire Toronlair from a country near her homeland) wouldn't like that. Now you wouldn't want our Princess here to be single forever, eh?

Nevermind, talked too much. Tyna's gonna come after my blood (like a vampire), then my skin and flesh/meat (like a carnivore) [not that I have much of either flesh or meat], then my bones (like a dog), and finally the remains (like a vulture or other scavangers).

Uh...here she comes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

P.S. Thanks for the wonderful picture of Linkin Park, Charon! But I got to g-arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Charon's Boat- the new talk show where we talk about EVERYTHING GENERAL!( which is, the condo heroes!)

Welcome to our show, Charon's Boat/ Ferrero's Chocolate Cave/ Condo Heroes' Condo
where we invite our guests, Tyna and Jaren!
So, howsit like being in a comic book?
Tyna: Fine.
Jaren: Uh-huh, what she said.
Um, so now currently, the book is in Ferrero's hands making your lives.... literally. What are your views on that?
Tyna: Whadeva.
Jaren: Uh-huh, What she said.
No offence, but you, Jaren are beginning to sound like SAMUEL. He always just says "what she said" after a say something to someone.
Tyna: Jaren, you are SO unoriginal.
Jaren: Uh-huh, what she... hey WAIT A MINUTE!
Tyna: (chuckles)
So, do you agree to what readers say, that you guys do like each other?
Tyna: In the first place, if I DID (IFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIF!!!!!!)like Jaren, i wouldn't tell you guys, right?
Jaren: What she said, except change the bit about liking me to liking her.
So you're saying you DO like each other.
Both: WTH WE NEVER SAID THAT!
But if you guys really didn't like each other you wouldnt be fighting all the time.
Jaren: SHE fights, I don't.
Tyna: SAYS WHO?
Jaren: says me.
Tyna: DO NOT
Jaren: DO TO.
Tyna: DO NOT.
Ah, point taken. Join us next time on, CHARON'S BOAT!
Tyna: DO NOT
JAren: DO TO!
Ahh, the bickerings of a young couple....
Both: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOW!!!
ZZZZ>...zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz....
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TEMPORARY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY
Join us next week!

jaren's back, but bk 1's NOT!

WAHHH!
It was the first book to allow people to understand my greatness!
(note from charon: this girl is dang full of herself)
Anyway, jaren, fire is BETTER than icce, dude. I could melt you anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
Except maybe in space, but then our powers wouldn't work.
Jaren, you ALSO forgot to mention the clothes changing powers.
chuckle.
Excuse me while my impatient drawer charon fights a losing battle to get to the computer.
Thonk!
Hello. LOSING BATTLE?!?!
Anyway, i still have ta go.
Stupid piano class.
ttfn :D
AY

Jaren and his wacky powers are back!

Maybe it's not such good news that I'm back, with my wacky powers.

I have suddenly discovered that I have mind reading abilities, so for now, Tyna and I are equal.

Powers so far:

Tyna:
-Fire
-Mind reading

Me (Jaren):
-Ice
-Mind reading

And Tyna had so kindly suggested that I 'mind my mind'.
Princesses should have more coutesy than this. C'mon, Tyna, a princess? Somehow doesn't fit.

Anyway, I'm trying to find my origin. Apparently, humans don't have any powers at all. The ice is from good ol' Zyggy, so it doesn't count. So I'm a freak, eh? I'm so new to this. Heavy sarcasm implied. So maybe I'm from Mars, or some planet called 'Lozpextique'. Just some random letters, but it's pronounceable.

And my parents. Those on Earth, are they my adoptive parents or are they migrated from Lozpextique?

To Tyna: You are not more well liked than me. We're equal, so shut it.

Tyna's busy being princess to write after bk 3 so... ahem.

Its me, Charon.
TO Jaren: or so you SAY.
hmmmm...mhmmmmm...mmmmhmhmhm....
ah, ahem....
its Tyna.
Apparently, i am NOT busy being princess, charon. Jaren's just jealous that I am so much more well liked than he is.
hey, charon and jaren rhyme!
hmm....
And to ferrero: i SO do have an email. I created it myself too.
HEY! Watcha.... OW!.... WHACK....ZSZSSQQQQQ ..... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Charon: That oughta do it.
Tyna: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Charon: I didn't quite catch that.
Tyna: MMM MMMMMMM, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, mMMMm, ammmm,,am,mamammamammmmmmmmm!!!
Charon: um, ijust needed to explain a few things. Anyway.....
Tyna: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
WHACK!
Tyna: .....
Charon: Out cold. Anyway, I had no idea Charon rhymed with jaren. and hehehehehehe.
RL and I are gonna make your lives a total misery. Chuckle chuckle.
Ferrero, who just came in: Hahahaha. Woah!
Charon: You just TRIPPED OVER TYNA.
Ferrero: I did? Oh, well. Is she dead?
Charon: Nah.
Ferrero: Oh dang it.
Jaren, who quietly sneaked in: Woah!
Charon: You killed Tyna.
Jaren: I did? ole, oleoleoleeeeee.....
Tyna, furious: ...zz...WHAT DO U MEAN OLE?!?!?!?!!?
SMACK
Jaren: .....
Charon: THat's gonna leave a mark.
Ferrero; aye, it will.

@#!%$)&^*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "By the way, I could do whatever scenes you don't want to do. *wink*."?!

I DO NOT LIKE HER!!!

I DO NOT LIKE TYNA!!!

I DO NOT SEE WHY EVERY OTHER GUY THINKS SHE'S PRETTY!!!

I THINK SHE'S JUST A NORMAL GIRL!!!

FERRERO, you're DEAD!!!

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAD CREATED ME!!!

I'D RATHER NOT BE CREATED THAN HOOK UP WITH MISS FIREHEAD!!!

I'D RATHER DIE THAN DATE MISS I-THINK-I'M-SO-HOT-BUT-THE-FACT-IS-THAT-I-SUCK!!!

FERRERO...DIE!!!

Hi?

See, AY, you could make a new account for Tyna and she can post herself and doesn't need to be called AY everytime she posts. (I'll bet Tyna doesn't know how to creat an e-mail account herself, no offence, eh?)

So...AY, I did NOT (un)consciously model Jaren after Fang. I just happened to like black, which usually represents solitude.

By the way, I could do whatever scenes you don't want to do. *wink*.

Keep the 'polls' coming in if you want those two idiots (*ahem* sorry guy AND gal [Tyna's a bit touchy if I ever leave out the word 'gal(s)' if I mentioning her and some guy]) to get together. To tell the truth, I think they're pretty dense...

Like, why am I saying this? I'm the one who created Jaren! Well, created him to be dense, alright.

FERRERO

Early Beginnings-- AY

This one is writen by the 'artist' anyan, of tyna, aka doggy waste.
So, tyna is the most annoying person on earth (as pointed out as she shreiks heaven down now) and she claims i draw her like dog poop.
well, how can i halp it if she LOOKS like dog poop? (more violent verbal abuse from the pile of poop)
chuckle

so, i came today to give you a brief talk. And if tyna were to LISTEN INSTEAD OF VERBALLY POLLUTING THE AIR.... (ahem, thank you, tyna.)...., this might be rather interesting ( and pleasant to the ears).
We (ie me and rl) started thinking up the story during the last manga art class. They mentioned the condor heroes. You know, that famous story bout yang guo, guo jing, and all the martial art dudes. So we thought, if we knocked off the r at the end, we have conDO heroes. I astarted on tyna, and rl on jaren. I brought a jotter book (the stuff all comix are made from) and drafted the cover in my note book (everyone knows the one with the vaccine mascots everywhere) and jaren ended a terrible mess in my hands. Rl fixed it up quick as a whip and walla we got the perfect (in my opinion, of course) cover page.

i must confess, we didn't really go thru all the procedure to make a comic like the gundum Z comic ppl. We just drew whatever came to our minds. We each took home the comic on alternate days, and the story would form based on each other's ideas. In other words, there was nothing much we could do if the other drew an idea we didn't like.

Now, everyone wants tyna to be with jaren (hear her vomitting sounds?). Personally, it WOULD be ok, but I AM SO NOT DRAWING THOSE SCENES. They make me and rl giggle like sch girls (hey, we ARE sch girls!) so in the mean time if you're looking for steamy love scenes (ew) read bk two when they discover the changing clothespower and tyna falls on of of jaren in a skimppy bikini (screams of outrage from tyna pileopoop).

I think ive taken up enough space.
Charon

Condos and Company-- T

nice job fixing up the blog, jaren.
does ANYONE come to this blog apart from us?
I think im gonna write the blog name in our book.
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um, im stumped.
BTW, i think the first book, Condo Heroes; The Sunny Ghost is with gloria.
I don't have it.
Ok, lets get down to the reason im here, to give my valuble point of view.
Ive never been i book character before (well, until my 'artist' anyan made me one, she draws me like dogpoop) and i don't quite know whether i like it.
I haven't gotten contracts or anything yet. (Well, what do expect when im drawn like a pile of dog waste matter?!?!?) i mean, that imbecile Jaren is drawn better than ME?!?!?!?!?! Yeah,so he fixed up this blog and all, but SO WHAT?!
ahem.
That's my valuble words for the day, brought to you by the one and only Tyna.
( um, 'ay' is short for "Awesome tYna" (ok, thats an excuse. im using my drawers' acc)

Being a condo seller is the worst position ever

Anybody seen this yet?