Condo Heroes

Condo Heroes Book 1 (2nd Edition)

2010-04-29T17:57:00.002+08:00

The book is almost done. Winnie said she would edit the line art a bit then colour it in ('cuz, you know, Jaren appears really out of proportion in the front cover).

That aside, 2 pages at the end of the book has been reserved for extra drawings by the authors/artists. =) We assure that the drawings have quality.

Now, for a short summary of Book 1:

Tyna Lee, 19, child prodigy and top of her class, has applied for a part time job at GreenGlades Condo Agency. With bright red hair, large eyes and a wealth of charisma to boot, it is fairly certain that she catches the eyes of many men. She hopes her first day would go without problems, but things just keep cropping up!

First, there is someone from her past back to haunt her. His name is Jaren Tan, 21, once a male student who defeated Tyna to claim the championship for the 'Smartest Student' Competition 2 years ago. Clad in a shirt, vest and tie, he appears to be the epitome of ice coolness and professionalism, but what has he got to do with her? Tyna is horrified when she finds out that he is to be her partner at work!

Secondly, strange occurances have been noted at the company's most recent and largest project and the boss, Mr. Ang Kiasoo, has decided on both Tyna and Jaren to be sacrificial lambs for - um, in charge of - investigating the reason for the occurances.

The pair is launched into a dizzying adventure that lands them in an alternate universe where robe-wearing creatures live in strange houses. As they uncover more of the strange new beings, they are pulled into their strange new world and become involved in the creatures' hunt for a sustainable power source for their world, which threatens to destroy GreenGlade Condo Agency's newest project!

What will Tyna and Jaren do now in the face of all the confusion, panic and flurry? Join our heroes in a hilarious episode following them through their adventures to find out!

Also, here is a short description of the extra drawings at the back of the book:

Tyna sleeps with a serene and calm smile on her face, arms crossed over a half written letter to her 'Mama'. What could she be dreaming of that elicited such a sweet smile?

Jaren stands in the rain with an irritated expression, drenched and grave and looking very sorry. He looks like he was waiting for someone, who could it be?

=) AY, I have finally updated the blog!

WE AIM HIGH

2010-02-03T21:47:00.001+08:00

WE AIM TO PUBLISH CONDO HEROES.
SUPPORT US AND BUY OUR PRODUCTS.

First in...a long time.

2009-11-13T22:11:00.002+08:00

We can't REALLY discuss about CH over the computer and such, so maybe we should wait till next year, but the ideas can keep flowing in! Anyway, what's your subject combination? My first choice's 3 Science Geography so if you're taking something similar, we might be in the same class!

That aside...where did we stop in the...seventh?...eighth?...book anyway?

I think we've already solved Junior's problem...

HAPPY FRIDAY 13!

Case of the Missing CH...or, Case of the Butt-Lazy Onion

2009-11-02T17:18:00.001+08:00

I have a vague idea of where it is and i think this blog is dead.
Tyna died a while ago, and Jaren went missing looking for her.
Either way, what's going to happen now? I can't quite imagine either...

No never ever!

2009-02-27T22:23:00.002+08:00

What?! You're gonna smut Jaren and Tyna?!

NO SMUT! Condo Heroes is strictly rated K+, albeit extremely mature K+ people. If you agree to the terms of NO SMUT, I shall kindly consent to Jaren/Tyna pairing, but I'm serious. NO SMUT. Ever. In any of my works and co-(author/artist/whatever) stuff. No. Freaking. Way.

Anyway. Where is our story gonna head after the whole Junior incident? Can't think of anything to contribute to the plot...

Condo DEADOS

2009-02-27T19:55:00.002+08:00

Oops, i think it's all my fault that the story hasn't progressed, because I am an Idiote Numero Uno.
I am very sad.
I just realised that the scene where Tyna and Jaren smooched? Yeah, in most shoujo mangas the final romantic scene is usually very BLOWN UP and can take up to TWO WHOLE PAGES.
You know why I have never drawn smooching scenes? Despite the fact that I love to read smut? (M rated straight pairing fanfics/stories).
Cuz I can't draw them.
That's why I have to take my hat/beret/jockey cap off to Ferrero for drawing that awesome scene very nicely.
Right. And actually I think I can draw a SMUT scene, cuz...well, not much to draw. But IF i drew smut in the condo heroes book, Ferrero would probably burn that volume. And Jaren and Tyna will kill me.
WAUGH!!!
(Tyna and Jaren are chasing Charon. Jaren wields Ex Machina, and Tyna is wearing a Remnant necklace)
Charon: That's...THAT'S!!!
Tyna: Yup! This is RUSH SYKES' REMNANT FROM The Last Remnant AND I SHALL UNLEASH CYCLOPS, AND OMNISTRIKE ON YOU!!!
Jaren: And I have your darling David Nassau's Remnant RIIIIGHT here.
Charon: I don't like him anymore!!! Rush actually is nicer than that sexist piglet!
(Tyna and Jaren run. Charon starts running. Yay for PT in NCC...it saved her life)

ps: ...who here VOTES for JarenXTyna smut? XD XD XD

CHARON

...?

2008-09-09T21:58:00.002+08:00

Hang on a moment.

The only thing connecting us? The thing representing our friendship?

What on Earth was that?

C'mon!

Um...

Mm, so you don't like Fangirl co-authoring?

Oh.

Er, I'm not good at solving these kind of problems...

But seriously. Our friendship is worth more than just a 'tattered piece of jotter book' (I didn't have reference...can't quote exactly).

It's like, priceless.

=D

Cheer up, even without Condo Heroes, we'll still have that bond!

I mean, we made up in P6, right? Even though we didn't really have anything that really bonds us together.

If we drift apart, we'll always get together again!

One way or another.

Don't you go around thinking that if our friendship is broken it can't be fixed.

Who knows, we may even be in the same class next year!

Wait. Actually, it seems kinda impossible. You're in SAP, aren't you?

*Sigh*

I wish I were in SAP too...

hey....

2008-09-09T17:59:00.002+08:00

We-ell no.
I actually wasn't so keen on having fangirl become co-author.
Oh yay, another reason to burn the past issues!
Happy try-to-make-me-not-burn-the-books time!

Sincerely
The Jealous Ferrygirl, who was upset enough that the only thing holding a friendship was through a tattered Jotter Book

Book 6 Complete

2008-09-07T21:45:00.002+08:00

I've completed book 6 over the holidays (with a page or two left over).

AY. I want you to start the next book. You barely did any to this one!

Oh oh! Since we have a new co-author, might as well exploit her! After at least 5 pages (not papers), you (AY) hand it over to her, then she does at least 5 pages and hand it to me!

Is it possible that you start the story? Like think of a storyline or we can try discussing it over MSN and this blog or something.

That way, everyone gets to do something!

By the way, has Fangirl been invited?

Charon whips out her scythe and holds it near her throat

2008-08-11T15:14:00.002+08:00

"I'm warning you....GET AWAY!" the girl screamed. In the night rain her tears and the rain mixed. Her hair and eyes blazed dark purple. Her large round eyes swirled with black for darkness and purple in power. Her short hair flew around messily, but each strand blazed with energy, and dance around her, chanting curses.

"NOO! Back away... I don't want to hurt you!"
The two girls, ponytails soaked in the rain, laughed. In their blinding cruelty they saw not her fury and mocked her. "Watcha gonna do, stupid....burn us?"
Her eyes blazed with renewed purple fire. They suddenly faded back to normal brown, and that's when the two morons saw her eyes ablazing. Cruelty had blinded them and mixed their senses.
And suddenly...

... they were gone.

All that was left was a patch of black, and a purple hair girl on her knees, sobbing, and repeating to herself,

"You forced me to..."

Heheh yay emo.
AY

Uh...

2008-08-10T21:25:00.003+08:00

Hey yo. AY.

What was that that you were talking about in the italicized text at the end of your post?

...

Anyway, I hope you can update soon. I wanna see what's going on next, kay?

=D

Short post. I know. Gotta rush out a report for my blog about my day yesterday and today.

Ta.

Charon is emoing like the ferry girl of the underworld she is.

2008-08-09T14:38:00.002+08:00

Its a personal matter. You wouldn't understand.

Anyway, I LOVE MY SENIORS.
No wait, thats wrong.
I LOVE NCC AIR!
I CANT QUIT~
or can i?
Hehheh.

Anyway, i liked Zyg's comment too (but then i wrote it, so how can i hate it? It wouldn't make sense)

Anyway, erm, i have the book.

But its in school
and now im slacking cuz i hate exams and i love bleach (thats the manga not the chemical you bleach-for-brains)

Trlala.
And my fren christina (the one in 112 not the one in 113 whos in my platoon) loves CH!
I let her read a bit.

It seems like the only thing holding us together is a stupid jotter book thats falling apart.
how has the friend ship of the years gone past
it seems as though the seperation of rosythians led to the demise of previously unbreakable friendships

why...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

2008-07-23T23:10:00.002+08:00

CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!

SO FUNNY! I LOVE YOUR PLOT, AY! SO HILARIOUS!

Zgdren bluntly goes: That's not Rell power, that's love...

If I could laugh my heart/stomach out, I would.

Maybe Jaren could go shy?

No. Impossible. Too unlike him. Even the moron he was in book 5 wouldn't be shy...

...

2008-07-19T14:06:00.002+08:00

I myself wouldn't say Sherry is hot...

Anyway. Fangirl is gonna be a co-author right? Maybe we should ask her for her e-mail ang ask her to join us as authors of this blog too.

Anyway.

AY, I'll hand you the book when I see you at school (provided I have access to the book, meaning that I can't be in the middle of the parade square and hand you the book).

And...er...I don't have a fishing rod. =D

I suggest using those wooden chopsticks you get from the coffee shops and tie a string to it. At the end of it, tie a paperclip-shaped-like-a-hook to it.

There.

Your very own fishing rod.

+D

What'd you want it for anyway? Fishing for ideas?

-Ferrero

Huh. (Charon finally talks)

2008-07-18T12:18:00.002+08:00

Uh, ...
Um.
Erm.
...
Uhhhh...
..
Aahh...
...
...
...
Okay, I'm feeling a bit abandoned here, cuz i have nothin to do with the comic and as far is it looks im just providing randomness, ideas, the odd drawing and the jotter books.
I finished the Sound Chroniclez book 1.
And didya know theres a manga called Sand Chronicles?
Don't confuse it with the Sound Chroniclez.
Okay, so....hmmm, ideas, ideas ideas...
The things about Ideas are that they are there, just you need to find the right one and fish it out.
So as far as i can grasp Jaren's in a fight with sherpwettybwoy, and Zyg and Tyna are.... doing SOMETHING. I have no idea whats going on, since the maniacal fangirl denies me acess to the bloody book. Perlease, i'm like, co author!Im SUPPOESED ta see the book BEFORE maniacal fangirls do. And maniacal fangirls think Sherry's hot. I think im getting a bit sick of Fangirl. If there was, for once, she could STOP FRIGGIN BLABBERING ABOUT SOME ANIME, MAYBE I'll STOP IRRITATING HER WITH LOST OD!
ideas, ideas, ideas...

hmm...
I need the book.
And a fisihing rod.

ideas ideas ideas....
Charon

Yo.

2008-07-07T15:03:00.002+08:00

Long time no update.

Anyway, half of book 6 is complete. It's getting kinda lonely that I'm mostly the one doing the work...

*sob*

But it is fun to draw.

I wonder if AY feels the same way. She took the book home for one day and returned it the next, or was it the day after?

Anyway.

IDEAS.

I NEED IDEAS.

So the skilled swords-man that Jaren defeated turns out to exist in two bodies. One called 'Sherry', the form Jaren defeated him in, and the other called 'Sherfire', the prince of Amensia.

So I'm thinking that Sherry/Sherfire hunt Jaren down. But I dunno how to end it.

Maybe I should just make Jaren remember that he's in a game and get out of it. Maybe that would be a good way to end the 'war'.

But how would he get out?

An alternate ending is that Jaren fights Sherry/Sherfire, and loses/wins. Then realizes he's only in a game and this is not real life and escapes.

The end.

??

I"M SHORT OF IDEAS.

Of course, Tyna would be helping him. I wonder what the Archery regulars are going to do... half support Tyna and Jaren? Or all of them support them? Or all of them support Sherry/Sherfire?

Of course, the side with more people is the victor.

I think.

We could make all of them go to Sherry/Sherfire's side, but then Tyna and Jaren want to go home (apparently forgetting they're only in a game and thinking that it's real life) and their resolve helps them win.

Or Jaren could learn how to operate his hover board, picking out specific elements and finally winning the fight. Tyna too. She figures out how to enhance an elemental power with another and helps Jaren.

Is this good? Please review, comment, correct, whatever crap, AY.

THANKS!!!!

BOOK 5 COMPLETE

2008-06-14T10:10:00.004+08:00

I've just finished book 5 yesterday.

YAY!

We've decided to add a Character Profile page at the back of the book. In addition to that, because we have some space left, we decided to each draw a picture of the Condo Heroes characters doing...er...anything we want them to do.

For the Character Profile page, I did Jaren, Zygdren and Advisor's profile already. I'll leave Charon to do the drawing and fill in the details for Tyna. This is only Character Profile #1. There will be more, probably featuring Sher-pretty boy, Tyna's Parents from Zimbowea, and somemore, like Zygdren's Secretary.

But anyway, I'll be looking forward to your comments on the book. I'll pass Charon the book when we return to school on Thursday if I see her.

And FanGirl, if you were hoping for some lip contact between Jaren and Tyna, you got your wish.

CH current on Stand By mode and Rough Story Line of It

2008-05-29T18:25:00.004+08:00

I am the current holder of Condo Heroes book 5.

Due to the gigantic pile of homework sitting right in front of me this instant, I cannot help but delay the drawing of Condo Heroes to a later date.

Procrastination is the word for this.

(not so) ROUGH STORY LINE:

Tyna wishes she's never met Jaren, and now Jaren doesn't remember Tyna and all. Tyna bangs her head onto a wall frustrated because she was unable to figure out a way to get Jaren's memories back. Jaren emo-s in his Corner of Woe.

Tyna decides to show Jaren her Rell powers and see if Jaren gets his memory back or not (Tyna hasn't figured out that if she's never met Jaren, she'd never get her powers because it was partly due to Jaren that she got them in the first place).

When Tyna turns around, she sees Jaren busy cutting stuff and hanging decorations in the area around him. Tyna goes 'WTH' and Jaren tells her that he thought it was a little dull there and he decided to brighten it up a little.

Tyna does the Haruhi eyes and comments that Jaren has really bad taste. Jaren starts to emo in his Corner of Woe. Tyna thinks the black aura emanating from Jaren is cool but decides to chase it away with her fire powers.

Jaren is in AWE of Tyna's fire powers. Tyna tells him that he has ice powers

Meanwhile in AuthorLand (if someone can think of a better name, please leave a tag at Ferrero's blog: 2ndmad-eye-moody.blogspot.com), Charon the Angel (CA) and Ferrero the Devil (FD) figure out that the Devil didn't erase Tyna and Jaren's meeting when she cast the spell but instead only Jaren's memories.

Jaren wants Tyna to prove that he has the ice powers. She suggests slamming Jaren into a wall on skates (see book 3-4 for reason). Jaren refuses and thinks to himself that she's a devil. Tyna decides to do with it anyway.

Jaren crashes into the wall and sees stars. Tyna finally goes to good ol' Zyggy for advice.

Uh....

2008-05-04T15:54:00.002+08:00

The mas selamat thing is waaaay out of wack.
It doesn't seem condo heroish enough.
Condo Heroish= Stupid, non-sensical and out fo this world.
And the govn will kill us.
Probably.

But we can go with the mistaken identity thing.
Hmm....
How about, Jaren watches too much Ouran, thinks and acts like Tamaki
And then we dunk in Danny Phantom, cuz when jaren watches too much DP he starts to pretend he's a heart throb superhero who can fly.
BUt he can.
Then Zygdren fires Jaren cuz Jaren keeps falling out of the job.
Then Jaren gets into Death Note, and tries to kill Zygdren.
And all this time Tyna is.... reading ouran and watching Death Note and the occasional Danny Phantom.
This might get us sued left and right, btw.
And then Tyna also gets obssessed, then she thinks she's Haruhi, Sam and L all at the same time.
Which, btw , sounds ridiculously stupid.
Well, thats Charon for you.
Dumber than a wooden post.
Duuuuhhhh.....

Feel free to scream at any of the ridiculous ideas, ppl.

CHARON

Jaren Currently Under Repair

2008-04-25T22:58:00.003+08:00

I'm currently renovating Jaren's face for book 4.

We're hoping to start on book 5 soon. Now all that we need is a thick plot...

Something juicy and full of goodness...

Maybe...Jaren and Tyna are nominated to do some dirty job for the company and then they become 'enemies'.

After that, Tyna, being the nice person she is challenges Jaren.

Armed with the ever-so-useful knowledge that Jaren loves soda (snickers evilly), she threatens him that if he didn't take up the job, she'd ban him from soda forever!!!

Oops. Er...getting out.

Or we could try to get them to save Singapore! Maybe Singapore is in some kind of Mas Selamat crisis and then they go out and search for Mas Selamat!

Then Jaren catches some incurable desease that reduces his remaining life span to...ten years?

This desease turns out to be caused by a foreign particle in his body that is actually of an alien species which is one of Mas Selamat's skin cell!

The cell wants to get back to Mas Selamat and then forces Jaren to go all weird and he starts acting like Mas Selamat.

Then he goes and joins the JI and becomes JI leader of Singapore! The government then catches Jaren.

Jaren starts losing his memory, the part of him which remembers that he is Jaren becomes smaller and he gets more and more Mas Selamat like!

He forgets that he has Rell powers and is stuck in jail, still believing that his name is Mas Selamat and that he is the JI leader of Singapore, which, he actually is.

Then Tyna comes along and helps Jaren remember by doing some Rell stuff and shaking him and stuff.

Um, straying from the path and getting uber weird ideas now...

Anyway. AY, read this and modify the plot a little.

...

Or a lot, if you need.

=D

Ferrero

YaHoo!

2008-04-12T21:08:00.002+08:00

First post for April on Condo Heroes!!!

Anyway, Charon's updating the bk, so for further information and drawings, contact Charon at class 112 register no. (I don't know what).

So. HAVE YOU TAKEN THE CONDO HEROES QUIZ?

If you haven't, go take it.

Wow.

Now I'm sounding way out of character and not at all like myself.

I'm such a genius for switching personalities so quickly.

Sarcasm is just a 7 letter word beginning with S (2)

2008-03-11T15:50:00.000+08:00

Yeah.
Im bored.
Well, I can't be any boreder than my 'creator', Charon.
Urgh. Its boring being locked up in Ebil Zyg's Advisor's dungeon.
Oh whoops. Revealing the sticky situation im in has exposed the future of the story.
Ahem. Im sure all my fans out there are pitying me, and all want me to be safe. Well, I thank you people. (small cry from far away: HOPE YOU STAY THERE LONGER YOU SCREAMING BANSHEE!!!)
Sigh.
Why don't people like me anymore?
Yours truly:
Tyna
...sigh...

Jaren's still lost

2008-03-05T18:29:00.003+08:00

Imagine you were lost in an unknown world...

I'd think that's how Jaren feels right now. Sa, I'll just put up a 'Lost 'n Wanted' poster on this blog. Jaren, if you happen to pass by, give me a call so I'll know where you are!

Now I sound like an over protective mother hen.

Anyway, I have an excuse for not continuing the comic. It's the same as the last. HOMEWORK IS KILLING ME!!!

So anyway, thanks for the help, AY! It's easier drawing with a fixed story line.

Ta!

Sarcasm is just a 7 letter word beginning with S

2008-03-02T16:43:00.001+08:00

Well, FINALLY rl blogs.
Well, I was thinking, Prince Sherpretty boy starts ranting on about "oh how could u do this oh tyna the pearl of my heart. After all the times we spent together..."
Then Tyna says, Dude, we've only known each other for a week....
And then the advisor jumps in frm nowhere in teh form of the artemis lookalike and says, "I OBJECT!"
Then EVERYONE looks at him blankly and says, object to wud.
Then he looks Tyna up and down and Sherfire up and down and says...."erm, this isnt the wedding between her highness and his highness?"
Then Jaren says' who the heck are you?'
Then Sher pretty boy says' advisor (whatsit) wat are u doing here? Who are you? Why are u planning on ruining my wedding...or SUPPOSED wedding?'
Then the advisor curses @#$%^&*@#$%^&&^^&$%&^.
Then he poofs into the form of Zyggy's advisor. Jaren and tyna shreik 'ADVISOR?!?" and the royalties shout "A RELL!!!!"
.....
Then they call the guards, then the advisor reveals plans about how he wants a world of his own and how he snuck into this world and using rell powers planned to take over. Then he says that zygdren had no part in this...
Once you're done with these, hand the book over, ok?
C (is for Charon, not cysero or cookie or wadeva.)

ARGH!!!

2008-02-28T21:24:00.003+08:00

Okay, no progress for the time being because Sec School is crapping up my timing. Rythem. Whatever.

I don't know how to continue the story from where Tyna 'announces that Jaren is her official boyfriend'. All I could do was put her mom there saying, "I might just change my mind about who Zgcyg marries now." or something along those lines.

Then Tyna's dad nods. That's it. How'd you continue from there?

Can someone contribute to the storyline???

I am so dead.

Somebody post already!!!

2008-01-25T16:04:00.000+08:00

RL POST ALREADY!!!!!
Post about progress, life, fish, I DONT KNOW JUST POST!!!!
POSTPOSTPOST!!!
If in three days there STILL aint no more posts, the blog is SO going down!!!!
TYNA
(and absolutely NOT charon
And while at that, i think charon is the greastest artist eva!!!)
by tyna.
and not charon.
NOT charon.
Right
glad we got that settled out

And our no. of readers has gone up by one! WHee...

2008-01-18T18:31:00.000+08:00

Today i showed bk2 to my pal, aisha (hi!)
She liked it an awful lot.
Anyone else like to add to this quota?
Charon
Tyna: only ONE?!?!?
Chaorn: er, yeah...
Tyna: If I WERE THE ARTIST< WE WOULD HAVE NUMBERS GOING UP BY THE HUNDREDS!!!
Charon: YOU?! You couldn't draw to save your LIFE!
Tyna: oh YEAH! Here! Look and tell me this aint art!

Charon: Im SO impressed (sarcasm)

Uh...Happy New Year?

2007-12-31T22:44:00.000+08:00

I think I'm lost in this stupid world of Zimbowea, and now, I have to celebrate the New Year on some foreign planet?

This ain't good at all.

2008 is coming and I still have no idea of the location of Zimbowea to Earth! And I'll bet they don't celebrate New Year OR Christmas here.

"Yo! Thirty-six minutes to the New Year! Say hello to...what's the next year again?"

Okay...so they DO celebrate New Year here.

At least the guard that's guarding Tyna does. All that modern talk from Tyna is rubbing off onto him. Yo?! They didn't even invent that word until quite recently!

Well, on Earth, that is.

I highly doubt 'recently' will come anytime soon in Zimbowea. It's like in the late eighteen hundreds only.

By the way, my creator is currently watching Danny Phantom. Does she have anything else to do? Is she THAT bored that she had to resort to that to keep her occupied?

Argh!

Tyna's rubbing off onto me too! I didn't hate Danny Phantom before, I just didn't like it or hate it. You know, neutral.

"Hey, yo gee! Don't do that, you'll get in trouble with the man!"

Argh! Tyna's rubbing off her modern talk onto everybody! Even her mother's personal body guard!

ARGH!

2007-12-29T15:43:00.000+08:00

the title tells all.
Tyna

oh one more thing...

2007-12-24T10:28:00.001+08:00

um, i want to put my holiday pics on my blog, so should i ? I wanted to show people what the other people in my tour grp looked like. PLEASE RESPOND!
AY

Boat no longer alone!

2007-12-24T10:21:00.000+08:00

Welcome back, RL!
Embarresingly, I have been busy with maple, theory and holiday and other things that i have not done much of the comic.
Well, it's a pathetic excuse, sorry.
But.... for the fun of it....
TYNA AND JAREN SITTING IN A TREE!
K.I.S.S.I.N.biiiiiiiSSHHHHHHHH
(charon, out cold.)
Tyna: as in, YOU kissin the ground, drawer!
Jaren: yup
RL: HEY! ARMS ARE AGANIST THE LAW.... BISH!
(RL is out cold too)
Jaren: I envy those guys who retire at 30. They don't have to face all this shit.
Tyna: Yeah.
(they walk away, leaving charon and ferrero on the ground.)
CHaron, groggily: Hey, late for your wedding dinner?
PPPSTSTTTHHHBBIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!
Charon: I had a feeeling i deeeserrrvedddd thaaaaatt..........BONK

HEY! I"M BACK!

2007-12-23T17:06:00.000+08:00

Just came back from BeiJing.

Anyway, AY, you needn't get me a present, afterall, Christmas is about giving and not receiving! By the way, anyone knows what's the gift that keeps on giving?

So anyway, Jaren is all crapped up, Tyna too, and they're a little crazy for each other, right? This book WILL have a few alternative panels. Like Tyna and Jaren smooching or something.

'Fake-out make-out'

Eww! Gross! Even if it IS a fake-out make-out.

Jaren: Cut it out! Don't use me to get people to read that book!

Ferrero: But I can't! You're the main character!

Jaren: Oh, right.

Tyna: Hey Jaren, I got something to tell you...

Jaren (suddenly all hot and worked up, and his voice sweetens): Yeah?

Tyna: No need to look at me like that.

Jaren: What were you trying to tell me?

Tyna: You need to take a bath.

Jaren: ?!

Tyna: You reek of rats and dungeons.

Jaren: That's because you stuck me in there in the first place!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Tyna: Did not!

Jaren: Did to!

Ferrero: SHUT UP YOU TWO! YOU'RE BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

Jaren and Tyna: WE ARE NOT AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

Jaren and Tyna: HECK WE'RE NOT EVEN A COUPLE!

Jaren: poasjfja!

Tyna: mrmspehx!

Tyna: LET US OUT OF HERE!

Ok, done. I just locked Tyna and Jaren up in a broom closet till they've sizzled down a little, and I probably don't want to see what they'd be doing in there when they HAVE sizzled down.

BAM!!!

What the hell?!?!

Tyna: CHARGE!!!

Gotta scram! She's handling a knife!

BB!

And by the way, Jaren's handling her.

And not doing such a great job either!

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Charon's Boat-Epi3: Boat Alone

2007-12-22T16:26:00.000+08:00

Ive been skiing and it was GREAT!
Embarresingly, the furthest ive gone in the comic is Advisor Robe-Bots getting knocked down by a car.
And I HATE DRAWING STICKMEN TO REPRESENT JAREN AND PRINCE WHATSIT!
Sry, detective stick and co. Pls do not leave the company
So, Jaren is getting out of sync! He is crushing on Tyna and he is sqealing at rats and he can't sing and he.....
Well, basically the whole thing's getting warped. I can't decide whether Tyna should really kiss Jaren or do the alternative ending kinda fake out make out kinda thing.
Which also came from Danny Phantom where he and sam had a 'fake out make out' to dodge valerie the ebil ghost hunter.
Eek.
So anyway, when RL gets back, MERRY CHRISTMAS I GOT YOUR GIFT!
CHARON

WTF?! Rats, Dungeons, Sunglightless, OH CRAP! Just passing a message from Ferrero

2007-12-14T11:34:00.000+08:00

Okay okay, scrap that vulgarity.

You know what? Being friends with (or the product of [ew, that sounded so gross!]) one of the artist isn't so bad after all.

Ferrero: Hey! Watch your mouth.

Oops. Sorry. She shoved this laptop through the bars so I ca-

Get off me! Get off, you filthy rats!

And Ferrero, I RESENT being called a jerk, or jerklike, whatever. Hey, but jerk fits you pretty well though.

Ferrero: SHUT IT OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!

Well. That was nice. [Sticks out tongue] And I do understand girls. They're easily ticked off, sometimes really dense (well, most of the time, but don't tell Tyna), overly concerned about their looks, showoffs...

Charon & Ferrero: WE ARE NOT EASILY TICKED OFF, NOR DENSE, NOR OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT OUR LOOKS, AND NEITHER ARE WE SHOWOFFS!

I'll scrap everything except easily ticked off.

Okay, trust me, getting crammed in a little dungeon cell under a whole castle of your mini crush is-

Oh crud. I didn't just say that, did I?

Technically, it's type, but who cares.

Now, the message. My artist is going on a holiday to BeiJing for...uh...around 7 days. Won't be posting for 7 or 8 days.

I HATE SHERRY WITH A PASSION!!!

Wow. That was random.

Everyone's favourite girl--Tyna:1

2007-12-12T14:59:00.000+08:00

I finally took time off to write.
So, um, this may seem wierd but despite the fact that the forced marraige between me and Jar (sounds like Jare-- icky pet name)is, um, forced, I wouldnt quite say i hate it.
But he is STILL not sharing my bed. So he has to stick with the floor.
Now, I heard my drawer hasn't done the whold planed marraige thingy because she cant draw Jaren. Well, and also because she has a sneaky plan to fake my marraige kiss thing.
Ew.
So, advisor... um, let me think up of a name, after all, we ARE fictional characters, so, um.... his alibi shall be... Advisor Robe-Bots.
Dumb, yes, but he DOES wear that dumb robe...
Well, if I had called him Danny Fenton or Phantom, would that have been better, HMMMMMM.....
well, I don't like the show very much, don't quite understand why my drawer likes it.
Well, as a drawing Danny looks pretty cute... for a guy 5 years younger, he looks more of my drawer's age. Wierd. Then of course, it seems that Butch Hartman(i think thats the name of the creator of Canny Phantom and The Fairly oddparents) designs his main char to like a foreign girl.
Like Timmy, frm TFOP likes a girl called Trixie Tang, who is, obviously, half Chinese. Danny, on the other hand, likes a Hispanic girl called Paulina, a shallow girl whom Sam (that's danny's pal not that doop frm reality) hates. Because she likes Danny.
Even my mom gets confused when I tell her.
But thats a statement, since in Europlatamia here there isn't ANY DANG TV!?!?!/!?!??!
I could almost swear.

Finally! News about my crazy character!

2007-12-12T14:56:00.000+08:00

So I take my character is down in the dungeons accompanied by rats. Ugh!

And by the way, it's Valerie. Episode 10: Shades of Gray. I got that episode, and about 8 more. ;D I'm pretty much a Danny Phantom fan now.

So let me get this straight. Tyna starts to like my idiot of a character (hey, shut it Jaren, you know it's true), and my dense character is starting to like Miss Petty (don't you even get started, Tyna. Or Charon, for the matter).

Who would have thought?

Me, for one.

And Charon, that's Sherfire, not Sher whatsit or Sher prettyboy, though it fits quite nicely.

You realize my character's becoming more and more of a jerk? Easier for me to relate to anyway. I'm pretty much like that. =D

So, Jaren used to be:

`Reserved
`Unsmiling
`Withdrawn
`Unable to understand girls

Now, Jaren is:

`VERY open
`Exposing too much emotion
`Kinda jerklike
`Still unable to understand girls even if 'Understanding Girls for Dummies' was shoved right into his face.

Maybe I should just finish this now. Jaren's a bit impatient waiting for the computer. And a bit is a major understatement.

YES, JAREN! I'M GETTING OFF THE COMPUTER NOW!!!

Editoral Secret note: if you are not an author, do not read this incase of spoiler

2007-12-09T16:13:00.000+08:00

um, i revealed the true identity of the advisor of prince sher-whatsit. The one that looks like artemis fowl. SO, i didn't REALLY reveal, just a funny bit where he summons his true form and somehow just gets run over by a car. So, um, jaren and prince sherry have been drawn as hedious stickmen. sherry fire has a crown on his 2d head, whild jaren is bald. You may hav a bit of trouble filling in the stick men.
So far, after Tyna sends poor pathetic ( no offense there, jaren) Jaren to the dungeons, he annoys the rats by singing the yellow ribbon song. In the mean time, Tyna discovers that prince pretty boy (thats what jaren called sherfire) hates pants, which Tyna loves. Knowing how petty our princess can be, she decides thatshe absolutely cannot marry Sher pretty boy. (I can almost hear you laughing at the name prettyboy) . At the same time, she MAy start liking Jaren a teeny insy bit, and Jaren's hormones are as worrisome as Tucker's is to Danny (frm the eps where Tucker likes that girl... whats her name? The one who hunts down danny phantom). So, um, I havent exactly shown that, but Tyna demands that Jaren helps her get out of the arranged marraige. So as i said before, they are gonna havta marry and produce that 'royal heir'. So they don't like each other THAT much, so.... um..... then its YOUR turn. Maybe the advisor Artemis Fowl Lookalike can do something.
PS the advisor is ol Zygy's advisor in disguise, who wants to take over a whole new world, even if his ol pal Zygdren won't allow it.
CHARON

I have completely no idea where that 4th book is leading to nor where the 1st book is

2007-12-07T15:19:00.000+08:00

One question.

AY, how many pages have you done? Or maybe you haven't done any? Or you're waiting for the next time we meet to discuss or something?

Cos' I've no idea where the hell my stupid character (Jaren) is now.

Is he lost or what?

Are we gonna make a brand new 1st book with better drawing?

Then the blog post title will be: Guess who's back and better than ever!

Uh, that was a line from the second part of 'Ultimate Enemy'. =D

So, I'm awaiting news of my character! Or maybe I should just put up a 'MISSING AND WANTED' poster.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'll go work on that.

Post it on the blog soon!

HeartFelt Message from Charon (Heart drawn in Felt pen :))

2007-11-30T15:16:00.000+08:00

Okee...
This is why I kinda consider our ol' pal (quite new, actually,) Jaren, should go goth.
But in Singapore's climate, that's hardly feasible.
You hav to wear BLACK OVERCOATS, BLACK HATS, Back everything.
Which looks pretty cool, espeicially in your white coffin, when you die of heatstroke. I really do appreciate the colour contrast.
So, why have I visited? Simple. a), IM bored. b), I can't help but feel sorry for our pathetic friend here, Jaren.
No offense meant there, ol' sap.
As you may find out on bk 5 (its 5, right?), which, btw I havent been working on (busy, you see, ), Jaren MAY have to go to EXTREMES when I find the time to complete the horror of Tyna marrying ol' Sherry. Thats Sherfire Whatsit.
AND when I say extremes, I mean going all out to 'prove' that he is Tyna's sweetheart.
Which includes ,um, lets not ruin the surprise.
Like this book, I read, the guy had to kill his friend's FATHER, who wanted to marry hie girlfriend (the guy's gf, not the friend's.). It was because of political reasons. So the BRUTAL DAD actually poisoned his blade (its was 400 yrs ago) but someone swapped the blades, so dead dad hopped the twig, kicked the bucket and slept with the fishes.
EW.
So, dear, dear, pathetic, mortal, pathetic, pitiful Jaren. TO convince dear SHerry that you are Tyna's dear beloved, ew, you wil have to marry her. Call it a political marraige of sorts, but still, you may find out that Tyna's parents expect a royal heir, and of course, you being older than ferrero and I, surely your less innocent minds know more than I care to mention to our impressionable readers, what is needed to make a royal heir.
Chuckle.
Okee, now I REALLY havta go. Good like on that 'royal heir'!!!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ahem.
CHARON

Been Busy.

2007-11-26T21:05:00.000+08:00

Hello, Tyna's a princess.

So what am I?

Hang on a moment.

I've answered that rethorical question myself.

I'm a nothing.

Hmm, how come that's not a surprise?

How come I'm not blown off my feet in shock?

How come I'm not reeling from the impact of those words?

Well, duh, for one, I wrote them.

So Tyna's being pampered.

And I'm left all alone in this stupid world of Zimbowea.

Perfect.

Charon's Boat- Epi 2

2007-11-22T18:19:00.000+08:00

Btw, NO ONE EVER COMES HERE.
AND I wasn't comparing Jaren with Samuel, just saying the bit about sam saying 'what she said'
And that was a fictional convo (psst, Tyna, quit telling all your friends about that talk show already! KEEP IT DOWN!)
Anyway, today's guest is Prince Whatshisname!
Prince- it's Toronlair. Sherfire Toronlair.
Okee, Sherry, I--
Prince- SHERRY?!?! I--
Oh, pipe down already! Lets see, you were born in the land of Toron and are Crown Prince. By marrying Tyna and if your dad dies, you become King and Tyna becomes Queen of Toron as well as Princess of, um, this place. DANg I CAN"T REMEMBER THE DUMB NAME.
Prince- I think its, um, er....
Never mind that.
Tyna- AWESOME! I found this armed assasin trying to kill my parents (if they really are) but then I brainwashed him! Maybe after I get married I can kill ol' Sherman here...
Prince- SHERMAN?!?!
Tyna- Wasn't that your name?
Prince- @#$%^&*&^REW#$&$%#&%$&^%$&^#^&#*$^^#^$#$%#^%#$^#^#&#^&*^%#*^#(%^)&^*(%*)^()&^*(%!
Tyna- How un-princly!
JOIN US NEXT TIME ON CHARON'S BOAT!
Prince- HEYHEYHEY!!!

Charon, you're in deep shit

2007-11-20T21:28:00.000+08:00

Pardon my *cough cough* temporary *cough cough* vulgarness there, BUT, Jaren is NOT like that all the time. In fact, he's not that. (Glares at co-creater, Charon)

I seriously do NOT appreciate the fact that you compared my creation (Jaren) to a loser like Samuel! Seriously! Something wrong with your head?

Someday, Charon, you should have a good talk with Jaren. By the way, noticed I took away the comment section of every post? That's to stop people putting crap in there. So if you're nice little message from everyone would kindly leave the stage...not that I'm saying it's not good or anything. I just think you're being a little too optimistic about this.

The higher the expectation, the more disappointment made available.
-Jaren

Just a little something by Jaren to spice up Tyna's day. That's for critisizing my character! No offence, Charon. I like Tyna too, it's just...could you make her a little less hot headed? Cos' I think her fiance (that's Prince Sherfire Toronlair from a country near her homeland) wouldn't like that. Now you wouldn't want our Princess here to be single forever, eh?

Nevermind, talked too much. Tyna's gonna come after my blood (like a vampire), then my skin and flesh/meat (like a carnivore) [not that I have much of either flesh or meat], then my bones (like a dog), and finally the remains (like a vulture or other scavangers).

Uh...here she comes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

P.S. Thanks for the wonderful picture of Linkin Park, Charon! But I got to g-arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Charon's Boat- the new talk show where we talk about EVERYTHING GENERAL!( which is, the condo heroes!)

2007-11-20T16:42:00.000+08:00

Welcome to our show, Charon's Boat/ Ferrero's Chocolate Cave/ Condo Heroes' Condo
where we invite our guests, Tyna and Jaren!
So, howsit like being in a comic book?
Tyna: Fine.
Jaren: Uh-huh, what she said.
Um, so now currently, the book is in Ferrero's hands making your lives.... literally. What are your views on that?
Tyna: Whadeva.
Jaren: Uh-huh, What she said.
No offence, but you, Jaren are beginning to sound like SAMUEL. He always just says "what she said" after a say something to someone.
Tyna: Jaren, you are SO unoriginal.
Jaren: Uh-huh, what she... hey WAIT A MINUTE!
Tyna: (chuckles)
So, do you agree to what readers say, that you guys do like each other?
Tyna: In the first place, if I DID (IFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIF!!!!!!)like Jaren, i wouldn't tell you guys, right?
Jaren: What she said, except change the bit about liking me to liking her.
So you're saying you DO like each other.
Both: WTH WE NEVER SAID THAT!
But if you guys really didn't like each other you wouldnt be fighting all the time.
Jaren: SHE fights, I don't.
Tyna: SAYS WHO?
Jaren: says me.
Tyna: DO NOT
Jaren: DO TO.
Tyna: DO NOT.
Ah, point taken. Join us next time on, CHARON'S BOAT!
Tyna: DO NOT
JAren: DO TO!
Ahh, the bickerings of a young couple....
Both: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOW!!!
ZZZZ>...zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz....
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TEMPORARY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY
Join us next week!

jaren's back, but bk 1's NOT!

2007-11-17T10:28:00.000+08:00

WAHHH!
It was the first book to allow people to understand my greatness!
(note from charon: this girl is dang full of herself)
Anyway, jaren, fire is BETTER than icce, dude. I could melt you anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
Except maybe in space, but then our powers wouldn't work.
Jaren, you ALSO forgot to mention the clothes changing powers.
chuckle.
Excuse me while my impatient drawer charon fights a losing battle to get to the computer.
Thonk!
Hello. LOSING BATTLE?!?!
Anyway, i still have ta go.
Stupid piano class.
ttfn :D
AY

Jaren and his wacky powers are back!

2007-11-15T21:34:00.000+08:00

Maybe it's not such good news that I'm back, with my wacky powers.

I have suddenly discovered that I have mind reading abilities, so for now, Tyna and I are equal.

Powers so far:

Tyna:
-Fire
-Mind reading

Me (Jaren):
-Ice
-Mind reading

And Tyna had so kindly suggested that I 'mind my mind'.
Princesses should have more coutesy than this. C'mon, Tyna, a princess? Somehow doesn't fit.

Anyway, I'm trying to find my origin. Apparently, humans don't have any powers at all. The ice is from good ol' Zyggy, so it doesn't count. So I'm a freak, eh? I'm so new to this. Heavy sarcasm implied. So maybe I'm from Mars, or some planet called 'Lozpextique'. Just some random letters, but it's pronounceable.

And my parents. Those on Earth, are they my adoptive parents or are they migrated from Lozpextique?

To Tyna: You are not more well liked than me. We're equal, so shut it.

Tyna's busy being princess to write after bk 3 so... ahem.

2007-11-14T18:01:00.000+08:00

Its me, Charon.
TO Jaren: or so you SAY.
hmmmm...mhmmmmm...mmmmhmhmhm....
ah, ahem....
its Tyna.
Apparently, i am NOT busy being princess, charon. Jaren's just jealous that I am so much more well liked than he is.
hey, charon and jaren rhyme!
hmm....
And to ferrero: i SO do have an email. I created it myself too.
HEY! Watcha.... OW!.... WHACK....ZSZSSQQQQQ ..... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Charon: That oughta do it.
Tyna: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Charon: I didn't quite catch that.
Tyna: MMM MMMMMMM, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, mMMMm, ammmm,,am,mamammamammmmmmmmm!!!
Charon: um, ijust needed to explain a few things. Anyway.....
Tyna: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
WHACK!
Tyna: .....
Charon: Out cold. Anyway, I had no idea Charon rhymed with jaren. and hehehehehehe.
RL and I are gonna make your lives a total misery. Chuckle chuckle.
Ferrero, who just came in: Hahahaha. Woah!
Charon: You just TRIPPED OVER TYNA.
Ferrero: I did? Oh, well. Is she dead?
Charon: Nah.
Ferrero: Oh dang it.
Jaren, who quietly sneaked in: Woah!
Charon: You killed Tyna.
Jaren: I did? ole, oleoleoleeeeee.....
Tyna, furious: ...zz...WHAT DO U MEAN OLE?!?!?!?!!?
SMACK
Jaren: .....
Charon: THat's gonna leave a mark.
Ferrero; aye, it will.

@#!%$)&^*

2007-11-12T21:37:00.000+08:00

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "By the way, I could do whatever scenes you don't want to do. *wink*."?!

I DO NOT LIKE HER!!!

I DO NOT LIKE TYNA!!!

I DO NOT SEE WHY EVERY OTHER GUY THINKS SHE'S PRETTY!!!

I THINK SHE'S JUST A NORMAL GIRL!!!

FERRERO, you're DEAD!!!

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAD CREATED ME!!!

I'D RATHER NOT BE CREATED THAN HOOK UP WITH MISS FIREHEAD!!!

I'D RATHER DIE THAN DATE MISS I-THINK-I'M-SO-HOT-BUT-THE-FACT-IS-THAT-I-SUCK!!!

FERRERO...DIE!!!

Hi?

2007-11-12T21:16:00.000+08:00

See, AY, you could make a new account for Tyna and she can post herself and doesn't need to be called AY everytime she posts. (I'll bet Tyna doesn't know how to creat an e-mail account herself, no offence, eh?)

So...AY, I did NOT (un)consciously model Jaren after Fang. I just happened to like black, which usually represents solitude.

By the way, I could do whatever scenes you don't want to do. *wink*.

Keep the 'polls' coming in if you want those two idiots (*ahem* sorry guy AND gal [Tyna's a bit touchy if I ever leave out the word 'gal(s)' if I mentioning her and some guy]) to get together. To tell the truth, I think they're pretty dense...

Like, why am I saying this? I'm the one who created Jaren! Well, created him to be dense, alright.

FERRERO

Early Beginnings-- AY

2007-11-12T16:44:00.000+08:00

This one is writen by the 'artist' anyan, of tyna, aka doggy waste.
So, tyna is the most annoying person on earth (as pointed out as she shreiks heaven down now) and she claims i draw her like dog poop.
well, how can i halp it if she LOOKS like dog poop? (more violent verbal abuse from the pile of poop)
chuckle

so, i came today to give you a brief talk. And if tyna were to LISTEN INSTEAD OF VERBALLY POLLUTING THE AIR.... (ahem, thank you, tyna.)...., this might be rather interesting ( and pleasant to the ears).
We (ie me and rl) started thinking up the story during the last manga art class. They mentioned the condor heroes. You know, that famous story bout yang guo, guo jing, and all the martial art dudes. So we thought, if we knocked off the r at the end, we have conDO heroes. I astarted on tyna, and rl on jaren. I brought a jotter book (the stuff all comix are made from) and drafted the cover in my note book (everyone knows the one with the vaccine mascots everywhere) and jaren ended a terrible mess in my hands. Rl fixed it up quick as a whip and walla we got the perfect (in my opinion, of course) cover page.

i must confess, we didn't really go thru all the procedure to make a comic like the gundum Z comic ppl. We just drew whatever came to our minds. We each took home the comic on alternate days, and the story would form based on each other's ideas. In other words, there was nothing much we could do if the other drew an idea we didn't like.

Now, everyone wants tyna to be with jaren (hear her vomitting sounds?). Personally, it WOULD be ok, but I AM SO NOT DRAWING THOSE SCENES. They make me and rl giggle like sch girls (hey, we ARE sch girls!) so in the mean time if you're looking for steamy love scenes (ew) read bk two when they discover the changing clothespower and tyna falls on of of jaren in a skimppy bikini (screams of outrage from tyna pileopoop).

I think ive taken up enough space.
Charon

Condos and Company-- T

2007-11-08T18:24:00.000+08:00

nice job fixing up the blog, jaren.
does ANYONE come to this blog apart from us?
I think im gonna write the blog name in our book.
...
....
.....
....
...
um, im stumped.
BTW, i think the first book, Condo Heroes; The Sunny Ghost is with gloria.
I don't have it.
Ok, lets get down to the reason im here, to give my valuble point of view.
Ive never been i book character before (well, until my 'artist' anyan made me one, she draws me like dogpoop) and i don't quite know whether i like it.
I haven't gotten contracts or anything yet. (Well, what do expect when im drawn like a pile of dog waste matter?!?!?) i mean, that imbecile Jaren is drawn better than ME?!?!?!?!?! Yeah,so he fixed up this blog and all, but SO WHAT?!
ahem.
That's my valuble words for the day, brought to you by the one and only Tyna.
( um, 'ay' is short for "Awesome tYna" (ok, thats an excuse. im using my drawers' acc)

Being a condo seller is the worst position ever

2007-11-03T21:34:00.000+08:00

Anybody seen this yet?